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Best Dirty Jokes 2019

We found brilliant ways to break the ice with whimsical gags that are somewhat dirty jokes. We don’t guarantee that they will fly with everyone. In fact, most people will find them inappropriate and downright rude. But, if you are ever in a bind for a great conversation starter, then these will do. We’ve rounded up 20 of the dirtiest jokes that are as funny as they are offensive. Our list includes quirky one-liners to long dirty jokes that will make you roll on the floor.

  1. What does a pool and a whore have in common?

They both have deep-ends!

2. What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex will makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

3.  How much cum does a gay guy have?

A butt load!

4. What’s the square root of 69?

Ate something.

5. What does a bottle of wine and a gay guy have in common?

Both have their crack open.

6. Why couldn’t the hen cross the road?

It didn’t have the balls to do so.

7. What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

8. What does a condom and a woman have in common?

They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

9. How do you know if you’re hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

10. What’s the difference between cat and dog lovers?

Dog lovers will give roses to a bitch. Cat lovers will put Tulips on a pussy.

11. What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Just-in!

Short Dirty Jokes about Penis

One-liner Dirty Jokes

12. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

13. Haven’t seen R. Kelly’s sex tape? Well, urine for a surprise.

14. At no period in time are PMS jokes funny.

15. When my girl and I roleplay I’m always the garbage disposal guy, picking up all that junk in the trunk.

16. I have to jump up and down before I get laid to sleep.

17. Have you heard the latest Cosby joke, it’ll put you to sleep.

18. Female: I have never given a blowjob.

Male: You either can or cunt. Which one is it?

19. Even when green with envy, women still see red when PMSing.

20. Hookers serve as the best bait for rich men.

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